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HIow Happy Do You Get with a Royal Flush?
recently read Michael Craig’s book, e Professor, the Banker, and the Suicide King, which was about a banker from Texas, Andy Beal, taking on the best poker players in the world, one at a time, in heads-up limit Texas Hold’em poker.
For a discussion of the book, you can listen to the March 5th, 2015 podcast of Gambling with an Edge, which is available for free download from both bobdancer.com and richardmunchkin.com. Today, I want to talk about something mentioned in the book that we didn’t cover in the radio interview.
Although he lost during these matches, Andy Beal became a world-class player in the particular format of head’s-up limit Texas Hold’em. Hiding your emotions is an important part of playing poker successfully. Beal came to the conclusion that the best way to hide your emotions was to not have any! He practiced enough — hundreds of hours — so that being dealt
A–A (the best possible starting hand) gave him no more pleasure than being
dealt an o suit 7–2 (the worst). Both could win. Both could lose. And he got so he wasn’t emotionally attached either way.
at got me thinking about
how much emotion a royal
ush generates. I remember
my rst one — probably early
in 1994. It was $1,000 on
a 4-coin 9/6 Jacks or Better
25-cent machine at the now-
defunct Sahara in Las Vegas,
where the SLS is today. And
I received a $1,000 bonus
because it was hit during
a certain time period on a ursday. It was damn exciting! It was my biggest video poker jackpot up to that point, although I did have a few prior session wins in blackjack and backgammon that exceeded that amount.
But while playing that game, I also remember two honeymooners nearby celebrating with a kiss every time they got their money back with two pair! I remember thinking cynically, “Why not? You only get married three or four times in your whole life!” Back then I didn’t have to worry about getting emails from people who didn’t understand that I was just joking when I made this remark!
I sometimes still get a little excited by good hits — it doesn’t have to be a royal — but it’s not as big a deal as it was earlier in my career.
I remember hitting a $50,000 royal ush at a pub several years ago, and making a quiet comment like “ at might be a good one,” and the lady playing next to me berated me because I didn’t celebrate wildly. She promptly went into a long speech about what she would buy and how happy she would be if she ever hit such a jackpot — as if a jackpot that size was ever going to happen to a player betting
quarters, one or two at a time. Since it took almost an hour to be paid (the money had to be brought from somewhere o property), I got an earful about what I was doing wrong by not celebrating.
I now get several hundred w2g jackpots a year. None have been “life changing”
since my then-wife Shirley and I hit for $500,000 in royals almost back to back some 14 years ago. Celebrating wildly on every jackpot would be exhausting. It’s far more important to keep my
thinking cap on straight and concentrate on the next hand than it is to be celebrating.
Would I feel di erently if I were an occasional, recreational player? Probably. Especially if $1,000 or higher jackpots came around infrequently; perhaps only once every few months or possibly even less often. But that’s not my life. Taxable jackpots are an everyday occurrence for me. So while I appreciate the jackpots, and need them to continue, I know others will be coming soon. e only real unknowns are the exact amounts and the number of jackpots I will get each day. I’m not usually playing for stakes where it’s possible for me to go broke, so whether I’m up today or not is largely irrelevant. I’m very con dent my end-of-year score will be plus.
If you wish to get excited by royal ush jackpots, knock yourself out. I’m not criticizing you if you do. But that’s not for me. Giddy emotions are simply not helpful to me in a casino.
Professional video poker player Bob Dancer’s radio show Gambling With An Edge, is on Thursday evenings 7 p.m. to 8 p.m. Paci c Time on radio station 1230 AM in Las Vegas online at klav1230am.com. Dancer’s products may be ordered at bobdancer.com or at 1-800-244-2224 Monday through Friday from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Paci c Time.
“Celebrating wildly on every jackpot would be exhausting. It’s far more important to keep my thinking cap on straight and concentrate on the next hand than it is to be celebrating.”
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SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA GAMING GUIDE
JULY 2015
Video Poker with Bob Dancer